Teacher Survival Kit

Help your teacher survival another school year with this one of a kind Teacher Survival Kit gag gift.

Kit comes in a Ziplock bag with all the essentials your teacher will need.  Border around kit has a pencil and ruler graphic.  Inside kit reads:

A Crayon to color your day.
A Band-Aid for when things get a little rough.
A Marble to replace the ones you might lose
 from time to time.
A Sponge to soak up the overflow,
when your brain is too full.
A Puzzle Piece to remind you that without you
 things wouldn't be complete.
A Life Saver for when you've had one of those days.
A Kiss to make everything worthwhile.
A Gold Thread to remember the Golden Rule.
A Star for the bright smile of the children.